i.cook(food);

I should try this recipe sometime. Looks really good and easy to do. Also, having a household menu around seems nice. :D

Because remember, not knowing how to cook, is like not knowing how to fuck.

How do you know how well your steak is cooked? Cut it?

Unless you’re eating it already, DO NOT cut that steak! You’ll be losing all the precious meat juice in that steak.

How does it feel?

Instead, use this simple method only requiring your hands:

Wait! It seemed perfect but still ended up overcooked! What happened?

Keep in mind that food still cooks for a while immediately after the flame is out. There still is some trapped heat in there so you should adjust accordingly.